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"Finally, a coin that actually hurts my butt. Ass Pain Coin changed my entire posterior."
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Why Choose Ass Pain Coin
Instant Pain Amplification
Our patented butt-hurting technology increases discomfort within seconds of first sit.
Long-Lasting Soreness
Advanced formula keeps your posterior painful for up to 12 hours of continuous suffering.
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Tested by pain specialists and confirmed by thousands of miserable users worldwide.
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